Astounding Revelations From The Black Hat Trial


 * 1) Black Hat doesn't want to return to wrestling
 * 2) How the Royal Rumble works
 * 3) Black Hat vomited after every match
 * 4) Black Hat pooped himself on Shock and Awe
 * 5) Cartoon Crossover Survivor told Toffee to put Black Hat through a table, despite Black Hat having a possible concussion.